2011-05-04

Lavatorial Google-ads

Having just looked at my blog for the first time in ages, I found that several of the Google-ads on the left of the page were for WC-related products. I couldn’t think why until I read further down and noticed that my silly post about irony was entitled “Not entirely regular”, and contained mention of rhubarb. Perhaps Google’s ad selecting algorithm has a sense of irony?

2010-05-20

Tribal voters

Last night I watched “Have I got news for you”; a taped version, but by chance we were watching it at almost the same time as a repeat was broadcast. This was an episode hosted by Martin Clunes from a short while after the UK General Election. HIGNFY is often amusing and quite often insightful, but this edition was a real disappointment, much of it consisting of cheap shots at the departing Gordon Brown, to a large extent focussing on his inability to smile.

So this is a man whose period of Prime Ministership included (the start of) a global recession, greed-driven collapses of banks and failed international talks on climate change, yet they expect him to smile sincerely? If they had gone over real mistakes I could have seen a point to it, but none of the “failings” they attacked was significant to the welfare of the country. Unfortunately this HIGNFY is fairly typical of the superficial way the election has been covered by most of the media and voted in by most of the populace.

I’m strongly in favour of electoral reform, but a fairer representation in parliament of the way people voted makes no sense unless the people make informed choices of the way to vote. Instead people vote for the party they’ve always voted for, or vote to “get back” at a party that has done something they didn’t like (even if most of that parties policies are close to what the do want), or they “vote for change” without paying any real attention to whether the change will be for the better (the banking collapse caused misery for many, and yet many voted for a party that has historically supported and been supported by banking interests). The proffered Alternative Vote system might be a small improvement over First Past the Post (falling short of proportionality), but if people continue to choose the party to vote for as if they were supporting a football team or by which candidate looks nicest, it isn’t going to make the government more representative of what would be in the interests of the people.

There are many well-understood ways in which people fail to make rational choices, and politicians show no qualms in taking advantage of them. An example is negativity bias, in which people are more strongly influenced by remembering things that went badly than things that went well, even if a rational evaluation would show that the things that went well far outweigh those that went badly.

So the most significant electoral reform would be to ban candidates from appearing on television or using sound- (or text-) bites, restricting them to considered textual modes of communication (which could be read out on the radio or television by neutral voiced actors), and restricting these texts to statements of policy. If this disadvantages slow-readers (such as myself) or reduces the excitement of the process, that would be a small price to pay for a more representative democracy.

2009-10-03

Those “Free Will” experiments

The “This Week” section of New Scientist for 2009-09-26 reports on an experiment (Consciousness and Cognition, DOI:10.1016/j.concog.2009.08.006) that apparently refutes Benjamin Libet’s conclusions about his experiment of 1983 (Brain, vol 106, p623)

What they don’t mention in the article is that Libet’s experiment fails under the following simple argument. The experimental subjects exercised free will (if they have it) at the point when they decided to enrol in the experiment. Barring capriocious behaviour1, by the time the experimenter tells them what to do, their earlier decision dictates what they do.

When it comes to the task of pressing a button “at random” no conscious decision need be involved: it is perfectly reasonable to posit the delegation of a random choice to an unconscious process (I’m not sure what one could consciously do to wait a random interval; most of the notions I come up with involve making a choice some time before acting, and then working through the process. Again the free choice happens some time before the action)

[Perhaps on seeing the look of the experimenter they also decided whether to cooperate in the experiment or to do whatever they could to confound it. This makes little difference to the argument above]

2009-09-17

Not entirely regular

If something tastes of sugar, you can say it tastes sugary. If something tastes of salt, you can say it tastes salty. So we see a pattern here, and try taking it further, for example, having boiled some rhubarb in a copper pan, one might find that it tastes coppery. Then we find that the hoped-for rule breaks down for iron. If you read enough of these posts, though, you might taste irony.

2009-06-19

Intercity Inconvenience

Intercity Toilets1

Travelling on an intercity train recently, I had cause (as one does) to visit the toilet, and to marvel at the door system. Now a lavatory door, as most people know, serves multiple purposes that I shall not list, but fairly high among them is keeping other people out whilst one is (so to speak) incommoded. To this end, they are typically provided with a lock that can be operated from within. Evidently the designers of the intercity train were aware of this, and provided a mechanism to lock the door. They also (one would think this would go without saying) provided a means to open and close the door.

So far so good, but this is where things diverge somewhat from the expected. For some reason — perhaps a good one, such as wanting to avoid the door to an unoccupied lavatory swinging open and clashing as the train rattles along, or perhaps a poor one, such as fashion — the designers decided to make the door automatic. Automatic in the sense that it moves itself, rather than in the sense that it detects someone’s presence and opens and closes appropriately (probably this sense occurred to them, but they sensibly rejected it after due consideration of the difficulty of the problem). Not being automatic in this second sense, they provided the door with a user interface. Now, going back to the typical toilet door that everyone is familiar with, the user interface consists of a handle for opening and closing and another handle (perhaps on a visible bolt, perhaps not) to operate the lock. These human input devices (to use the current terminology) are located on the fore-end of the door. While I grant that this location is largely dictated by engineering convenience, it has the advantage that it is close to the point of use; one wants to enter the toilet, so one approaches the door and the means to open it is immediately to hand. On leaving the same applies.

What of the intercity train toilet door? I have been here before so I know that instead of the on fore-end, the opening mechanism — a largeish round button — is located on the wall near the hind-end of the door. When I first encountered one I did have to look around for it, something that one from time to time sees the occasional unseasoned traveller do. Once they are inside, we don’t see what they are doing, but I can guess from my own behaviour on my first visit. They turn around and reach for the closing mechanism, because in pretty much every other bog they’ve visited that’s where it was located. On being confronted with a completely empty doorway (the door having been reduced to the merest sliver) they start to search, fruitlessly scanning the wall either side of the door up and down, then across the washbasin and above it, below it and to the right of it, until they have turned around completely. Now, in front of them, as it would have been the moment the first crossed the threshold, but cunningly located below the usual line of sight of any upright citizen, eventually they find two buttons and a whole A5 sheet of instructions.

It was these instructions that caught my attention on this trip. Previously the user manual had been confined to a sentence or two by each button, but presumably sufficiently many users of the facilities had misinterpreted these sentences and been interrupted in full flow by some other seeker of relief that the train operators felt the need to add clarification. That no interruption happened to me on my first visit was more down to the absence of any other would-be user than any astute reading on my part. But really! A user interface for a door that takes half a side of A4 to document?

Terminology

This small room contains no bath, so I cannot bring myself to call it a bathroom, even if to do so would increase the number of possible transatlantic readers of this piece.

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2009-06-03

Scrambled Black Pudding

Recently I took a trip with my partner to Granada (my first time abroad for twenty years). All the food we tried was excellent with one exception, which was Revuelto de Morcilla. The name was promising — morcilla is a Spanish type of black pudding, and revuelto means scrambled eggs. Alas, it was sweet. Even setting aside the raisins in it, it was sweet. If that’s what you want, I’m sure the version we got was perfectly fine, but the taste really didn’t match the vision that the name had given us — and given that I can’t eat anything with a significant sugar content, really not what I wanted.

The principle of the thing was attractive nonetheless, so once back in Britain I decided to try making my own version without the sweetness (and definitely without raisins). It’s really simple, quick and tasty.

Recipe

Ingredients

  • 1 fresh egg
  • about 110g* of a Charles Macleod Stornoway Black pudding
  • olive oil for frying

* Which is about one third of the small ones that you can get in Victor Hugo delicatessen in Edinburgh; the ones available direct from Charles Macleod are much bigger.

Method

Beat the egg in a bowl.

Remove and discard the skin from the black pudding; mash the pudding all to bits. Fry gently in a little olive oil in a small frying pan until it turns colour.

Turn the heat right down, then pour in the egg and scramble vigorously. Cook only until most of it is not runny, don’t cook the egg completely. The finished product should be moist. Serve and eat straight away.

This makes enough for breakfast for one, assuming that you eat some porrige too. You could serve it with potatoes or whatever you normally eat with scrambled eggs

Remarks

Actually, the dish we had in Granada was Revuelto de Morcilla con PiƱones, ie with pine kernels. I imagine adding some toasted pine kernels to the above recipe would be OK, though I don’t think it really necessary, and anyway it already tastes really rather different from Revuelto de Morcilla! If you like sweet savouries, it’s fairly easy to find recipes in Spanish for the real thing, but the method is not much different — just replace the black pudding with Morcilla and add some raisins.

2008-11-04

Miele G638+ Dishwasher Drying Heat

I have a Miele G638 plus dishwasher. A few years ago I thought I might reduce my CO2 footprint a tiny bit by turning off the drying heat. Unfortunately, when I followed the instructions in the user manual, nothing changed. At the time I could’t consider the possibility of paying for a service call-out for such a trivial thing, so I left it as it was.

Recently, however, I bought a food processor for which it was claimed that the parts were dishwasher safe. To my not inconsiderable irritation—having chosen the particular machine of all others because of the dishwashability—when I opened the packaging I found a disc of paper that said that to avoid damaging the bowl, I should take it out of the dishwasher before the drying cycle. Since I run the dishwasher at night (on off-peak electricity rates), this would mean setting an alarm to make me get up in the middle of the night, go downstairs, extract the bowl and start the machine again. So I thought I’d make another attempt at turning off drying heat on the dishwasher. I followed the instructions to the letter, then repeated the whole thing while my partner read out the instructions and checked that I was following them, again to no useful effect.

This time, I decided it would be worth exploring a bit further. I phoned the supplier, who couldn’t solve the problem but who gave me the phone number (01235 554 455) of UK Miele technical support. On phoning them I got through to a helpful chap who couldn't immediately help and put me on hold. Generally I don't like hold music, but Miele’s was Prayer by Hayley Westenra, which makes surprisingly soothing hold music when filtered through the limited bandwidth of a phone. Anyway, he came back with a manual for the machine in his hand and started to check with me that I'd followed the procedure correctly. I had, but at the point (on p37) where my instruction booklet says “turn the programme selector to the 9 O’clock position”, his said “turn the programme selector to the 10 O’clock position”. My machine was among the first batch, and it seems there was a typo in the instruction manual. The helpful chap at Miele was quite taken aback that there should have been a misprint, but as it’s seven years since I bought the machine, I don’t think he should be expected to remember that far back.

Anyhow, if you have one of the first batch of Miele G638+ dishwashers and are having problems turning the drying heat off, with any luck you’ll find this web page and see the answer without having to phone Miele.